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joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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"My own mind has destroyed me."


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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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eagledaggerrosepanther:

Woo

@woo_tattooer

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"I’d be hers, if she asked."


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